Developer’s Rhapsody

Is this the real code?
Is this thing testable?
Caught in an infinite loop
No ESC on my new MacBook
Open your IDEs
Look up in the docs and see
How this function works, it’s not very clear;
I’ve stack traced, xDebugged
var_dumped, returned, console logged.
Anyway the logic flows, doesn’t really make sense to me…
oh, it’s async.

By Morgan

By day I try to solve problems with websites and other stuff using PHP, JavaScript, and shell scripts. By night I hang out with my family, watch TV, and read. I (mostly) embrace my ADHD and the diversity of interests it brings. Lately those include ham radio and taekwondo, but LEGO, Doctor Who, and Star Wars are always in the mix. Faith, family, function().